avatarparallels:

tupacabra:

new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

ellierratic:

tardiscrash:

Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.

I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.

jpgay:

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto 

a-balrogofmorgoth:

dwarfadventures:

#when i first saw the kite i thought ‘man what a shitty smaug’ then i realised it was a kite and felt ridiculous

 #apparently smaug thought the same thing because it’s the first thing he set fire to 

fishingboatproceeds:

#sass

krunclice1r:

fartgallery:

These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.

The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”

OTP